Getting old is the number one sport of life. Only aged people are capable of it. It is not so surprising that young people envy the old people. The latter have given birth to them and raised them. The old people do not usually compete any more, nor do they have any goals. It is infuriating, because there have to be goals in life. The old people are in the young people's way. They must be cleared away, run over, euthanised. The most infuriating thing is that even the young ones get older. The old ones know it and smile invitingly. Just come on here, they say! It is good to be here! Old age leads to a new life. That's what young people are longing for: something new, new and new. This is a real adventure, a true thriller. We know what the outcome will be, but who can do it with style? You can compete in this sport as well. .